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YOU'VE GOT MAIL
| Re: Video Games on Away Ship | ▼ X |
| sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago) | |
| FROM | Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>; |
| TO | Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>; |
| CC | Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>; |
 filetype.docx  filetype.mkv   If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it. | |
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OFFICIAL BORDER NOTIFICATIONS.
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Due to unforeseen problems, Arashiyama-san and Kitora are unable to attend the upcoming publicity event on Saturday. The remainder of Arashiyama Squad needs at least one another agent to appear with us.
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Water level usage in the west ward has reached unacceptable levels this month. I am accepting reasonable justifications from the following squads for the following offenses:
TACHIKAWA SQUAD - Watergun Fight
TACHIKAWA SQUAD - Egregious Usage of Ice Cubes
TACHIKAWA SQUAD - "Bathroom Pranks"
MIWA SQUAD - Wasteful Levels of Lemonade And Agent Yoneya Yosuke's Hair
Failure to respond in a timely manner will result in water service cut-offs, effective immediately.
That is all.
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Sun, July 10th. 10:00pm
I strongly suggest that the hooligan who left this mortifying crab clock in my squad room to come retrieve it at once. I do not understand how we were supposed to overlook its presence. It does not look anything like a dinosaur.
I will also take the time to encourage all Border members to review their academic progress and goals. May Tachikawa's 'F' in a basic economics exam serve as an example that even those at the top of the rankings must study for their future.
That is all.
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Sun, July 10th.
Unless you are experienced in the relevant field, do not attempt to mess around with your plumbing.
Neither should you purposely be causing property damage.
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like fifteen minutes later--
july 26th, 2016
Would anyone happen to know the reason why there is perpetually a puddle of water in the doorway of our operation room? I know that koalas didn't do it. Any information would be appreciated.
Edit: **Koalas
Edit2: ***Koalas
Edit3: I don't know why it keeps correcting to Koalas. But since the story of him latching onto my leg for quite a while is famous in border, perhaps it's understandable. Sorry, Koalas.
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july 31st, 2016
As per tradition, our monthly clean-up party is scheduled for 5:00 PM today. A huge thank you to the local farmer's market for donating some watermelon for this event. This month's rotation is as follows:
Kusakabe Squad
Miwa Squad
Ninomiya Squad
Azuma Squad -- ah, that's us.
Arashiyama Squad is on garbage bag and watermelon duty. As a note, the door man has reported suspicious-looking crates entering the squad room recently, so the clean-up squads are advised to wear long sleeves and bring their own masks for health and safety purposes. Like before, we will meet at the Tachikawa squad operation room at 4:45 PM. With everyone's help, we should be finished by 6:30 PM, just before Sunday night prime hours.
I look forward to seeing everyone there, especially Tachikawa. :) As usual, let's do our best.
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BORDER EVENTS.
July Tachikawa Squad Clean Up: let's find Izumi's notes, the saga
FINE, I'LL START.
GOOD
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NO ONE CAN MOVE HIM
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INDIVIDUAL INBOXES.
✉ kikuchihara "rabbutt" shirou
tues. july 12th.
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✉ tachikawa "my powerful stubble" kei
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sun. july 10th
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july 26th, 2016
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✉ ninomiya "team dad" masataka
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[ 2/3 ] like twenty minutes later lmao
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sun. july 10th.
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july 26th, 2016 not at 2am
ten minutes later.
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✉ kazama "only sane man" souya
sat. july 10th, 8:30 am
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tues. july 12th.
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july 28th, 2016
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✉ tokieda "cat mom" mitsuru
july 26th, 2016
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✉ ema "the smaller pile of salt" yuzuru
Tues. July 12th [ 1/2 ]
[ 2/2 ] hi this is still totally reiji's phone
yotarou... pls...
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✉ inukai "mean girl" sumiharu
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[ 1/?? ] sat. july 10th, 8:35 am
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✉ rindou "this is actually reiji's phone" yotarou
give reiji back his phone, yotarou...
never..... [1/4]
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[1/3] not here
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✉ izumi "left my paycheck in the desk" kohei
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done
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✉ yoneya "would've made izumi spend that paycheck on drinks" yosuke
he is totally using reiji's phone whoops
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"does not actually have a phone??" hyuse
or a last name, lol. tues. july 12th.
hyuse has nothing
except his senpai
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✉ tsuji "apex predator" shinnosuke
at 2 am.
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july 26th, 2016 not at 2 am.
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✉ azuma "japanese gandhi" haruaki
✉ koarai "the dumber one" noboru
✉ murakami "modern samurai" ko
✉ ouji "pointer fetish" kazuaki
✉ kako "fried rice roulette" nozomi
✉ miwa "no chill" shuji