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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[plesiosauria]

[ this is incredibly uncomfortable – not genuinely, but in the most awkward way, especially with ninomiya several meters away. what's "second sword" even about? is that how tachikawa squad refers to attackers? ]

With all due respect, Tachikawa-san, I can't accept that offer. Now if you'll excuse me, the floor . . .

[ once the shoulder-patting stops, tsuji reaches for the vacuum. if the floor is filthy, the room won't look clean no matter how much they tidy up the furniture. ]

[manchildren]

[ guess who completely doesn't feel the discomfort? this guy right here. a whine as he makes to follow tsuji, who he's deemed as his new best friend, ]

Come on, you don't mean that--

[masaltaka]

[ HORROR MOVIE HAND COMING DOWN ON YOUR SHOULDER TACHIKAWA ]

Stop harassing my subordinate. Tachikawa.

[ MY subordinate :| ]

[manchildren]

[ ......... ]

Right. Some other time, then.