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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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at 2 am.

[koalai]

in the dark of the night
evil will find you

[plesiosauria]

What do you mean?

[1/3]

[koalai]

just when you think youre safe

[koalai]

yoirwno

[koalai]

youre not
and in the darkness IT CREEPS AND CREEPS... slowly... closer and closer...

[he still has no idea this is tsuji]

[plesiosauria]

[??]

I'm afraid I don't follow. What is "it"?

[koalai]

... satori are you ok

1/2

[plesiosauria]

[plesiosauria]

It's Tsuji.

[1/3]

[koalai]

[koalai]

CRAP YOURE NOT MY FRIEND

[3/4] i lied

[koalai]

not that i dont like you tsuji-senpai
youre fine when youre not trying to kill me and all

[4/5] i lied again

[koalai]

BUT SORRY I WASNT TRYING TO MESSAGE YOU

[koalai]

anyway do you turn around or not when you hear ominous footsteps behind you

[plesiosauria]

It's fine.
I turn around. Though it's usually not ominous.

[1/2]

[koalai]

thanks youre a good guy tsuji (but were totally gonna beat you next fight)

[2/3] i lied once more

[koalai]

anyway
you turn around!
and then...
hmm i havent actually thought this far yet
saying a monster jumps out at you would be boring cuz you could just cut it down

[koalai]

OH
you see inukai-senpais severed arm on the ground
(you just know its his somehow dont ask AND I MEAN A REAL ARM NOT A TRION ARM)

[plesiosauria]

[that's gross]

I survey the surroundings before contacting Inukai-senpai. Then I call the police.

[koalai]

you suddenly discover that the phone lines dont work
and suddenly the power goes out dun dun dun

[plesiosauria]

Are there any sounds in the area?

[1/3]

[koalai]

you hear a door creakinnnnn,k,m.

[koalai]

[AND THEN SUDDENLY AUDIO.

... Except the voice on the other end sounds suspiciously like Hitomi.]

Koara, are you texting on your phone? Focus on the movie!

Mako-san, we've been watching horror movies for FIVE HOURS! Give me a break, I'm begging you—aaaah, what are you doing!? No, this is my phone! I'm allowed to text on it! Stay awaaaaaaay—!

Koara, don't be so stubborn—

still audio

[koalai]

—Never mind, you're now being chased by a woman with too much free time on her hands!

[There may or may not be the sound of actual footsteps now.]

[plesiosauria]

[He looks over his shoulder, phone now held up to his ear. After hearing Hitomi's voice, the possibility of woman's footsteps closing in is frighteningly higher than before.]

Are you running, Noboru-kun?