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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[manchildren]

whaaaaaaaa
why cant my plan be plan a???

[bulletfool]

because if there's space, throwing out yuiga's things would be more trouble than it's worth
he'd complain all day and the staff wouldn't like it either

[manchildren]

that still doesnt mean my plan cant be plan a

[bulletfool]

how about this, tachikawa-san
your plan will be plan a, but we'll go by my plan b first
then your plan can be plan a

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[manchildren]

uhhh.... izumi...

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[manchildren]

hate to break this to you but

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[manchildren]

i think a comes before b.........
so...........

[bulletfool]

i know
but if we change the letters, you get to have plan a . . . or would you rather stay with plan b?

[manchildren]

well duh of course i want plan a!

[bulletfool]

then it's settled!
we'll start with plan b, which is searching the op room for existing space

[manchildren]

that plans already done tho. we have no space.
i thought thats why we're going with plan a

[bulletfool]

we've had space ever since we got rid of that crab clock
we still need to replace that
i can't keep looking at yu-san's computer for the time

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[manchildren]

wha
the crab clock doesnt take up the space of two crates of croquettes!!
and i said we're gonna replace it okay??

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[manchildren]

also dont trust her computer
it said that i had five minutes before i had to go for my math test but it was actually four...

[bulletfool]

i still get to decide what clock we get, right? i'll shop for one next month and give you the receipt
till then there's a crab clock's worth of space on the shelf
if worse comes to worst we have the bathtub too

[manchildren]

IZUMI WE'RE NOT PUTTING PRECIOUS CROQUETTES IN THE BATHROOM
but we can put yuiga's stuff in the bathroom
and oh sure okay just leave the receipt on my desk whenever

[bulletfool]

hold on, tachikawa-san - i didn't say it was the croquettes we'd be putting in the bathroom!
like you said we'll move yuiga's stuff if we need to use the bathtub
by the way, how big are the crates?

[manchildren]

oh ok good bc i would have had to beat you up if you were serious
like seriously
seriously beat you up
and uhhh... dunno. crate-sized?

[bulletfool]

it's a good thing you won't have to
okay, just bring them whenever you're ready
i'll let you know if we need to enact plan a once you're here

[manchildren]

oi why do you sound so leader-like right now...

[bulletfool]

don't worry about it, tachikawa-san
remember, it's all for the croquettes!

[manchildren]

right! okay ill be there in a few so be ready
so how do i smuggle these into hq

[bulletfool]

it's not like you're smuggling in trion soldiers
you should be able to walk in through the front door

[manchildren]

yes but how do they know i dont have trion soldiers in these crates

[bulletfool]

the crates can't be that big