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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[manchildren]

can't we just put yuiga down as the reason.
come on, that's definitely justified.

[bulletfool]

if it were anyone else, but theres no way ninomiya-san will buy that

[manchildren]

why does ninomiya-san have to be smart...
can't we just challenge him to a rank battle. when we win, he'll have to overlook it, right?!

[bulletfool]

thats if he decides to accept the challenge
we need to think of something fast

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[manchildren]

aughhhhhh
let's
just say that the pranks weren't pranks. we'll say that the sink broke and we were too lazy to get it fixed. ninomiya-san will believe it, since it's us.

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[manchildren]

to make it more convincing, we should actually break the sink.

[bulletfool]

seriously?
well lose more water that way . . .

[manchildren]

but since it's broken, it can't be helped. so we can't be blamed!!
kind of.
sort of.
anyway ninomiya-san will totally buy it. next month will be safe.

[bulletfool]

[ they're doomed. ]

all right
ill leave the sink to you then, tachikawa-san
yuiga and i will draft the report and you can sign it afterward

[manchildren]

great! you can leave it to me.

[ and that was the story of how the tachikawa squad room's bathroom flooded. ]