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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[bulletfool]

[ the giant crates on the cart are the first things izumi sees when he heads to the elevator. tachikawa looks positively small next to them. ]

Ohh! They're huge!

[ if it's that half-eaten croquette, he doesn't want a sample . . . ]

Let's get these up to the room first. How is it?

[manchildren]

[ okay, kei's fine with seeming small if he's being compared to a mountain of croquettes. that's totally okay. ]

It tastes great. [ ... ] Oh, uh. The crates won't fit through the elevator doors. Take care of it, won't you, Izumi?

[bulletfool]

[ "take care of it," he says. "it tastes great," he says. ]

If they won't fit, we'll have to carry them upstairs. It'll be several trips at the least.

[ maybe if they entered their trion bodies . . . ? ]

[manchildren]

[ he says good, quotable things. ]

Oh, true. We can just lob the crates through the window.

[bulletfool]

[ "just lob the crates," he says. ]

Huh? Then the crates will break and we'll lose the croquettes.

We're not going to be able to carry [ or throw ] these crates by ourselves unless we use our trion bodies.

[manchildren]

Yeah, I mean, we'll scale the wall with our trion bodies, and then lob the crates through our windows. Uh, gently lob, so the crates don't break. Wouldn't that solve it?

[bulletfool]

Wouldn't the stairs be more convenient?

[manchildren]

Why would we need stairs in our trion bodies?

[bulletfool]

It's safer for the croquettes. We won't have to lob the crates through a window.

[manchildren]

Ah... true. Alright, we'll take the stairs.