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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[manchildren]

who me???
im not doing anything! im not even in my bathroom!

[ that is totally the sound of tachikawa yelling in his bathroom "CRAP IZUMI I THINK HE HEARD US, HIDE THE CRATE!!!" ]

[soyabeans]

[...]

Explain why you're putting crates in your bathroom or I myself will investigate.

[manchildren]

[ oh. OH. he knows how to answer this one!!! ]

kazama-san, there are no crates in the bathroom

[soyabeans]

Do you really think you'll be able to hide them in the minute or so it'll take me to reach your operation room?

[manchildren]

but im telling the truth!
there are no crates in the bathroom!
so theres no need for an inspection. you have my word that our bathroom is only filled with bathroom things.

[soyabeans]

[Yeaaaaah, he's making his way there.]

Name these bathroom things.

[manchildren]

you know. sink, bathtub, toilet, toothbrushes... plus bathroom-y stuff.
see? no crates in my answer

[soyabeans]

Tachikawa, you're a terrible liar. Why do you insist on wasting both our time with trying?

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[manchildren]

but im not lying! there really are no crates in this bat

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[manchildren]

... is that you at the door
please say no

[soyabeans]

[He's not even going to answer that.

HE'S JUST WALKING RIGHT IN, THANKS.]

[manchildren]

[ absolutely to the sight of tachikawa trying to shove a crate in amongst a pile of video games, while izumi has absconded into the nighT YOU TRAITOR ]

-- uh-- don't just walk into someone else's squad room!

[ THROWS HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THE CRATE ] And this isn't what it looks like...!

[soyabeans]

[..........]

Well, better there than your bathroom. You're less liable to break something important.

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[manchildren]

[ .... ]

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[manchildren]

[ ........! ]

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[manchildren]

... wait, so you approve? [ a beat. ] You're not gonna scold me? Ha-ha!

[ he's totally going to march over there and slap kazama heartily on the back. ] See, I'd never put croquettes in the bathroom, Kazama-san. I knew you'd understand; you're not a bad friend after all!

[soyabeans]

[He's not sure if he wants to know.]

As long as you don't cause trouble for the rest of Border and maintain a decent state of orderliness in your operation room, anything else you do in here is of no concern to me.

... Which means that you're not to put anything in the bathroom beyond toiletries and supplies.

[manchildren]

[ ... tachikawa clearly hesitates. ]

Uh, yeah! Of course! Toiletries and supplies. Definitely. I'd never dream of putting anything else in there, not even temporarily. I completely learned my lesson from last time, Kazama-san, don't you worry about it, ha ha.

[soyabeans]

[Goddamnit.]

Tachikawa.

What are you intending on putting in there?

[manchildren]

Woah-- how did you jump to that conclusion? Isn't there something called being too hasty? Wait, there's a word for this...

[soyabeans]

Don't even try talking your way out of this.

[manchildren]

[ weakly: ] Is... that what I'm doing?

[soyabeans]

Tachikawa.

[Do you hear how unimpressed he is.]

[manchildren]

[ how does someone so smol back so much judgment omg. tachikawa visibly deflates. ]

It was only going to be for a little while.

[soyabeans]

When coming from someone who flooded his operation room not long ago, I have little faith in that.