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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[masaltaka]

He made the poor strategic decision to taste-test that person's fried rice.
I frankly expected more from him. But the pressure from being a squad leader must have caused strain.

[dogethis]

being a squad leader must be rough.
how is he doing now?

[masaltaka]

It is only rough to the unprepared. Honestly, that child...
I don't know. I expect to see him during the all-captain's meeting in an hour, however. I will ascertain his status then.

[dogethis]

it's miwa-kun, so he'll show up for sure.
that's probably the last time he'll try kako-san's fried rice.

[masaltaka]

Hmph. We will see.
If he continues to brave that foolishness, then there is no helping him. However, I should have a word with that woman about her experiments. A-ranks should be in their top form at all times; her fried rice may end up compromising us during invasions.

[dogethis]

is kako-san's fried rice really that bad?
if it can disable even miwa-kun, it must be something else.

[masaltaka]

Inukai. Don't even consider trying it. That is an order.

[ HE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU, CHILD. ]

[dogethis]

just wondering, ninomiya-san.
have you ever tried kako-san's fried rice? if so, how was it?

[masaltaka]

I have never made a decision as strategically poor as taste-testing that woman's fried rice.
However, I have seen its effects on enough people to know that she should get a new hobby.

[dogethis]

does kako-san know that, too? or do you think she's doing it on purpose?

[masaltaka]

She is doing it on purpose, without a doubt. That woman... she needs to fix her personality.

[ the irony: ninomiya telling anyone that they need to fix their personality. ]

[dogethis]

i don't think she's the type to maliciously poison others with her food. maybe she's never tasted her own fried rice before?

[masaltaka]

I also do not believe she has malicious intent, but she does derive... pleasure.
In any case, her hobby is twisted. If she does not cook her food with the intention to eat it, then she has no business cooking at all.

[dogethis]

i guess you're right.
oh, i'll tell tsuji-chan and hyami-chan not to ever accept kako-san's fried rice, too.
though it might not be necessary for tsuji-chan.

[masaltaka]

I am right.
Indeed.
Though in Tsuji's case, remind him that bailing out while in female presence is still an unacceptable way to escape his fear. If need be, he should contact either yourself or me.

[dogethis]

he's getting the hang of it. i was with him the last time, so he didn't bail out. but i'll remind him.
it might also be a good time to go over more alternative tactics in case a female agent is deployed during rank battle.

[masaltaka]

Good.
I have already requested a mock battle with Kakizaki squad. You and Tsuji will be facing them alone.
We will review tactics this afternoon. Be prepared.

[dogethis]

[ it was nice knowing you, tsuji. ]

kakizaki squad? tsuji-chan's going to have a fun time.
we'll be waiting at the operation room~