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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[hareass]

As many as you have. You're not supposed to skimp out on guests.

[tokittyeda]

I'm not sure if we stock as much mochi as you think we do, but all right.

[He'll make a mental note to buy some new snacks for his squad, then, if Kikuchihara's going to eat them all...]

[hareass]

You're the one who offered; I never said I'd only take mochi.

[ what other snacks are there?? ]

[tokittyeda]

Then do you want all of our rice cakes and gummi candy too?

I'm not sure if you can finish all of them.

[hareass]

We'll see if it's worth eating first. Why do you guys have so many snacks lying around anyway? I thought Kitora's watching her weight.

[tokittyeda]

It helps keep us calm when work piles up. Besides, Ayatsuji-senpai likes them.

[As does Mitsuru—especially the rice cakes!! Which he is generously willing to give to Kikuchihara.]

[hareass]

[ and which shirou's is perfectly gracious enough to accept!! ]

Sounds like your entire squad needs to watch your weight.

[ smh tubbykawa squad #2 ]

[tokittyeda]

[Says the guy on the unfit end of the spectrum...]

Kitora and Arashiyama-san both work out, and I do some exercise too. [...] It's true that Ayatsuji-senpai might need to be careful, though.

[hareass]

[ why does he need to be fit. being fit takes him away from his couch-lounging time. which he is going to indulge in right now, flopping over this couch and grabbing a sheet from the top of his stack.

the pen comes out from behind his ear, hidden in his hair. ] If you work out, just say you work out. Why do you even bother with modesty -- it's not like I'm someone you can impress.

[tokittyeda]

[Congrats, you're the first person to lounge on that couch, Kikuchihara.]

I'm not as steadfast as either of them. Saying I work out might be insulting to those who take it more seriously than I do.

[Like your captain, for one.]

[hareass]

[ psh, kazama wouldn't get insulted by something so trivial. but shirou might take offense in kazama's stead, which is not hard to do, considering shirou turns getting offended into an artform. ]

So what about the ones you don't mention? Isn't that even more insulting?

[ SATOKEN JAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ]

[tokittyeda]

[He didn't think Kazama would be insulted, per se—just that Kazama is a lot more serious about self-discipline than he is!!

Without missing a beat:]

Satori's about the same as me.

[SHUT UP]

[hareass]

[ LAUGHS ]

Invite Utagawa the next time you guys go out on a masochistic exercise party. Maybe it'll get him off my case.

[tokittyeda]

We don't really do it together. Our schedules are usually too busy to synchronize like that.

[hareass]

[ ... he'd known they were busy, but that's a change in perspective. kazama squad is busy too, but he always hangs around utagawa and kazama anyway, whether they want him around or not. ]

So why aren't you busy right now?

[tokittyeda]

[Some people have friends outside of their squads.]

Even we don't work 24/7, Kikuchihara.

[Just saying. Free time isn't completely foreign to Arashiyama Squad.]

But if you need me to be busy right now, I have some paperwork I can do.

[hareass]

[ psh that's a myth. ]

Oh, stuff for that festival next month? Celebration for how Border has successfully remained a punching bag for the world for yet another year.

[tokittyeda]

That's impressive, when you think about it.

[hareass]

When I think about it, I just feel tired.

[ as if to punctuate his words, he'll be stuffing his face with mochi. ]