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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[manchildren]

[ ugh he was caught...! but no-- he can't give up now!! ]

a rank battle would be a perfect time to explain!

[soyabeans]

No, it wouldn't.

[manchildren]

how are you so sure?!

[soyabeans]

Why would we be discussing things while fighting?

[manchildren]

fists are a form of communikation! suwa-san said so!

[soyabeans]

Suwa is not a reliable source of advice.

[manchildren]

hah?? so when he told me that putting my pants on with my right leg first will bring me luck, that wasn't true either??

[soyabeans]

Just tell me what your clock is doing in our room.

[manchildren]

i just told you it's a long story, kazama-san. and now i don't feel motivated to tell it at all.

[soyabeans]

In that case, I'm throwing it out.

[manchildren]

WAIT DONT
KAZAMA-SAN NO

[soyabeans]

You have two options right now.

[manchildren]

WHICH TWO???

[soyabeans]

Explain or I throw the clock out.

[manchildren]

OKAY OKAY FINE
I'LL TELL YOU
I'LL DO ANYTHING
JUST DON'T THROW THE CLOCK OUT!!!!!1

[soyabeans]

Then explain now what it's doing in our operation room instead of yours.

[manchildren]

im hidin my test paper from azuma-san.
DON'T tell him okay...

[soyabeans]

And this has what to do with the clock?

[He's actually a little afraid to know—]

[manchildren]

i hid the paper in the clock

[ HIS PLAN WAS BRILLIANT OKAY ]

[soyabeans]

[... HE SUSPECTED AS MUCH...]

I'm returning the clock to your room.

[manchildren]

DONT
can't we just have a rank battle to decide what to do with the clock??

[soyabeans]

Would you rather I take out the test itself and show it to Azuma-san?

[manchildren]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT KAZAMA-SAN
he's finally going to take me out to lunch! it's going to be steak!!!
please find mercy in your heart and overlook it just this once...!

[soyabeans]

Then I'm returning the clock to your room. I'm not going to be complicit in your attempts to hide your grades.

[manchildren]

you're an awful friend did you know that