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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[manchildren]

[ how does someone so smol back so much judgment omg. tachikawa visibly deflates. ]

It was only going to be for a little while.

[soyabeans]

When coming from someone who flooded his operation room not long ago, I have little faith in that.

[manchildren]

Come on, that was [ how long ago was it? well, anything more than three days ago is pretty much forever ago, right? ] a while ago, Kazama-san. Anyway, this time it's for a cause that even you believe in, so there should be no reason to be concerned.

[soyabeans]

And what cause is that?

[manchildren]

Croquettes.

[soyabeans]

I can't say that's a cause I believe in.

[manchildren]

... Kazama-san, I think you just said something very hurtful. I think I'm about to cry.

[soyabeans]

[Have a flat stare, Tachikawa.

Go ahead. Cry.]

[manchildren]

[ oh my god. ]

I take it back. You're an awful friend. I'm not sharing any of these croquettes with a nonbeliever.

[soyabeans]

As long as you don't break anything in your operation room, that's fine with me.

[manchildren]

Don't say that. Nobody's supposed to act that nonchalant about good fried food. [ wait. wait, okay-- tachikawa takes kazama by the shoulders and attempts to turn that smol, smol man around. ] Okay, but nothing's broken, right? So you can go be nonchalant in your squad room, Kazama-san.

[soyabeans]

[Wow, shoving Tachikawa's hands off of him??]

... Keep in mind that if anything breaks and you're forced to temporarily abandon your room again, I'll tell Azuma-san that he should consider taking your squad in for the meantime.

[Namely because having to live with him would be akin to living with a parent, and he suspects that even Tachikawa Squad might behave a bit with him around.]

[manchildren]

... do you think he'd take us out to meals?

[ ... THIS IS A SERIOUS CONSIDERATION. maybe it's worth breaking something... ]

[soyabeans]

Considering it'd be because you broke property—and not for the first time—it'd be the opposite.

[manchildren]

Please stop sounding so sure about unreasonable things like that. Everyone breaks a few things once in a while. I'm sure even you have, too, Kazama-san.

[soyabeans]

Don't assume everyone is at the same low standard as you, Tachikawa.

[manchildren]

You're not admitting it or denying it, Kazama-san.

[soyabeans]

Sorry to disappoint, but I've never broken anything in my operation room.

The point here, Tachikawa, is not inconveniencing anyone else. You appear to struggle with that.

[manchildren]

Hey, it's not like I try to! ... or I think I don't try to! Things just happen, so it can't be helped.

[soyabeans]

These are not things that "can't be helped", Tachikawa.

[manchildren]

Okay, but I disagree. So can we settle it in a rank match?

[soyabeans]

[Immediately:]

No.

[manchildren]

[ deflating ]

Come on, Kazama-san! It's been so long! [ SO LONG ] You can't still be mad about the bathroom, right?

[soyabeans]

[He is definitely still mad about the bathroom.]

I refuse to encourage your behaviour, Tachikawa.

[manchildren]

[ smh what a small, petty man-- ]

Wait, but does that mean if I change my behaviour, you'll encourage that? And then we can fight?