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[hareass]

Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[hareass]

[ he's allergic okay. ]

Still better at it than you are. If I went over there and had five slices, he'd defer me so nicely that mostly people can't even tell he's putting his foot down. He'd especially do it to set an example for you.

[tokittyeda]

Well, he is an A-Rank captain, and I do respect him.

[Have some more positivity, Kikuchihara, even as he says it with his usual expressionless expression.]

[hareass]

Then learn from him. Except not right now, since I want another slice. Say no to someone else, and he'd likely do that patented smile thing at you for the rest of the week.

[tokittyeda]

Okay.

[Another slice coming your way.]

What other fruit do you tolerate, Kikuchihara?

[hareass]

Why are you constantly asking me about what I do or don't eat? [ omnom watermelon-- ] Do you ask everyone this? Is that what you default to when you don't have anything better to talk about?

[tokittyeda]

I'm trying to compile a list of the likes and dislikes of everyone in Border.

[a beat]

Just kidding.

[... Maybe he's spending too much time around Torimaru...]

[ 1/2 ]

[hareass]

[ . . . ]

[ 2/2 ]

[hareass]

[ YOU DON'T SAY... also that was a cough and not a laugh. if he chokes on his watermelon it's your fault. ]

That was awful. You and Kazama-san should go into stand-up comedy together when this Border thing doesn't work out.

[tokittyeda]

I'll consider it, though I think Kazama-san has brighter prospects than doing stand-up comedy with me.

[hareass]

... he does. He's not sticking around forever.

[ shirou finishes up his watermelon slice, chucking the rind into the compost. ]

Have fun playing watermelon boy.