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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx filetype.mkv If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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... right. im outside the door. are you prepared yet?

Yes, as long as you don't plan on knocking over our glassware.

Yeah, you guys probably can't afford it.

[ sucks to be you without expedition commission pay!!! possibly the rudest guest ever, but at least he takes off his shoes. actually do they even take off shoes when they enter operation rooms, i don't even know. ]

We're not exactly poor, you know.

[THEY'RE STILL A-RANK... AND THEIR GLASSWARE IS NOT EXACTLY FANCY SHIT.

And who even knows, but Tokieda's not particularly concerned.]

Make yourself comfortable. Do you want tea?

Is there juice? [ he's literally going to try out every couch in the squad room before he settles on the most comfortable one. his stack of files goes on the coffee table. this area is now his. you may fight him.

he does, however, make a face: ]

Of course you'd have a cat mug.

Is orange okay?

[Please, he knows better than to fight a cat(like person).]

It was cute, so I got it.

Nope, not okay. Because I only order what I hate at cat cafes.

Orange it is, then. [...] So do you want mochi?

As many as you have. You're not supposed to skimp out on guests.

I'm not sure if we stock as much mochi as you think we do, but all right.

[He'll make a mental note to buy some new snacks for his squad, then, if Kikuchihara's going to eat them all...]

You're the one who offered; I never said I'd only take mochi.

[ what other snacks are there?? ]

Then do you want all of our rice cakes and gummi candy too?

I'm not sure if you can finish all of them.

We'll see if it's worth eating first. Why do you guys have so many snacks lying around anyway? I thought Kitora's watching her weight.

It helps keep us calm when work piles up. Besides, Ayatsuji-senpai likes them.

[As does Mitsuru—especially the rice cakes!! Which he is generously willing to give to Kikuchihara.]

Edited 2016-07-30 04:16 (UTC)

[ and which shirou's is perfectly gracious enough to accept!! ]

Sounds like your entire squad needs to watch your weight.

[ smh tubbykawa squad #2 ]

[Says the guy on the unfit end of the spectrum...]

Kitora and Arashiyama-san both work out, and I do some exercise too. [...] It's true that Ayatsuji-senpai might need to be careful, though.

[ why does he need to be fit. being fit takes him away from his couch-lounging time. which he is going to indulge in right now, flopping over this couch and grabbing a sheet from the top of his stack.

the pen comes out from behind his ear, hidden in his hair. ] If you work out, just say you work out. Why do you even bother with modesty -- it's not like I'm someone you can impress.

[Congrats, you're the first person to lounge on that couch, Kikuchihara.]

I'm not as steadfast as either of them. Saying I work out might be insulting to those who take it more seriously than I do.

[Like your captain, for one.]

[ psh, kazama wouldn't get insulted by something so trivial. but shirou might take offense in kazama's stead, which is not hard to do, considering shirou turns getting offended into an artform. ]

So what about the ones you don't mention? Isn't that even more insulting?

[ SATOKEN JAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ]

[He didn't think Kazama would be insulted, per se—just that Kazama is a lot more serious about self-discipline than he is!!

Without missing a beat:]

Satori's about the same as me.

[SHUT UP]

[ LAUGHS ]

Invite Utagawa the next time you guys go out on a masochistic exercise party. Maybe it'll get him off my case.

We don't really do it together. Our schedules are usually too busy to synchronize like that.

[ ... he'd known they were busy, but that's a change in perspective. kazama squad is busy too, but he always hangs around utagawa and kazama anyway, whether they want him around or not. ]

So why aren't you busy right now?

[Some people have friends outside of their squads.]

Even we don't work 24/7, Kikuchihara.

[Just saying. Free time isn't completely foreign to Arashiyama Squad.]

But if you need me to be busy right now, I have some paperwork I can do.

[ psh that's a myth. ]

Oh, stuff for that festival next month? Celebration for how Border has successfully remained a punching bag for the world for yet another year.

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