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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[yolosuke]

hey ninomiya-san
how do you revive someone from kako-san's fried rice

[ 1/3 ]

[masaltaka]

[ ...... ]

[ 2/3 ] like twenty minutes later lmao

[masaltaka]

Yoneya.

[ 3/3 ]

[masaltaka]

How did you get this number.

[yolosuke]

does that really matter
cmon man shuuji is dying right now

[masaltaka]

Yes, it does.
If he is in the process of dying, then he does not yet need to be revived. You may talk to me again when Shuuji is dead.

[yolosuke]

wow did shuuji steal your cereal when you were in the same squad or something

[masaltaka]

I do not eat cereal.

[yolosuke]

nvm
i bet you and shuuji got along great

[masaltaka]

He was a capable teammate. Though he seems to have slipped, if he has made a strategically poor decision like trying that person's rice.
Unless you had something to do with it, Yoneya?

[yolosuke]

hey i like being miwa squad i dont really want a dead captain

[masaltaka]

Are you denying your involvement. Yoneya.

[yolosuke]

uwah why so suspicious

[masaltaka]

You have given me reason to be.

[yolosuke]

seriously
what did i do

[masaltaka]

I do not need to share my reasoning.
Give Shuuji water. Tell him that I expect to see him at the all-captain's meeting at 4:00 this afternoon. That person's rice is not reasonable justification for absence.

[yolosuke]

water got it
but i dont think hell be able to make it you know
i mean hes had a rough time lately so give him a break ok

[masaltaka]

If he requires exceptional treatment and pandering in order to fulfill his duties as squad captain, then he is weak.
I expect better from him.

[yolosuke]

whoa low blow dude
what would azuma-san say

[masaltaka]

I am not your 'dude'.
What reason do you have to bring Azuma-san's name into this conversation. Yoneya.

[yolosuke]

i bet he would let shuuji sit out if he was feeling unwell

[masaltaka]

[ ......................... ]

Your loyalty to your captain is commendable, but your methods of persuasion are amateurish and transparent. The truth of the matter will not change, and neither will my opinion.

[yolosuke]

whoa ninomiya-san just gave me a compliment i think im gonna commemorate this day
ill see what i can do but i might have to carry him to the meeting
do you think i could sit in on it for him

[masaltaka]

Don't push your luck.
Carrying him to the meeting is acceptable. Don't be late.
You may not.

[yolosuke]

i was being sincere!
but yeah got it
damn