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[hareass]

Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[dogethis]

haha
we won't do it at 8:30
but we're not tired
so you might hear some sounds anyway

[hareass]

as expected from a squad of bums
by the way if you're trying to woo tsuji-san, airplane noises won't cut it.

not here

[dogethis]

[ EXCUSE?

airplane noises are sexy. ]

[dogethis]

why would you say that??

[hareass]

because your heart sounds like that of a middle school girl's.
it's like bata bata dokki dokki
soooooo gross.

[dogethis]

there's nothing wrong with middle school girls, kikuchihara-kun
but if you're pointing it out, you must have suggestions

[hareass]

nope. i'm pointing it out to be a jerk, because you are beyond saving.
you're very welcome.

[dogethis]

you always know exactly what to say
anyway, tsuji-chan and i are heading out to buy ginger ale'
though you probably heard that already

sleep well!