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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[bulletfool]

i know
but if we change the letters, you get to have plan a . . . or would you rather stay with plan b?

[manchildren]

well duh of course i want plan a!

[bulletfool]

then it's settled!
we'll start with plan b, which is searching the op room for existing space

[manchildren]

that plans already done tho. we have no space.
i thought thats why we're going with plan a

[bulletfool]

we've had space ever since we got rid of that crab clock
we still need to replace that
i can't keep looking at yu-san's computer for the time

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[manchildren]

wha
the crab clock doesnt take up the space of two crates of croquettes!!
and i said we're gonna replace it okay??

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[manchildren]

also dont trust her computer
it said that i had five minutes before i had to go for my math test but it was actually four...

[bulletfool]

i still get to decide what clock we get, right? i'll shop for one next month and give you the receipt
till then there's a crab clock's worth of space on the shelf
if worse comes to worst we have the bathtub too

[manchildren]

IZUMI WE'RE NOT PUTTING PRECIOUS CROQUETTES IN THE BATHROOM
but we can put yuiga's stuff in the bathroom
and oh sure okay just leave the receipt on my desk whenever

[bulletfool]

hold on, tachikawa-san - i didn't say it was the croquettes we'd be putting in the bathroom!
like you said we'll move yuiga's stuff if we need to use the bathtub
by the way, how big are the crates?

[manchildren]

oh ok good bc i would have had to beat you up if you were serious
like seriously
seriously beat you up
and uhhh... dunno. crate-sized?

[bulletfool]

it's a good thing you won't have to
okay, just bring them whenever you're ready
i'll let you know if we need to enact plan a once you're here

[manchildren]

oi why do you sound so leader-like right now...

[bulletfool]

don't worry about it, tachikawa-san
remember, it's all for the croquettes!

[manchildren]

right! okay ill be there in a few so be ready
so how do i smuggle these into hq

[bulletfool]

it's not like you're smuggling in trion soldiers
you should be able to walk in through the front door

[manchildren]

yes but how do they know i dont have trion soldiers in these crates

[bulletfool]

the crates can't be that big

[manchildren]

i told you they were crate-sized... how big did you think they were??

[bulletfool]

no one's going to believe you have trion soldiers in there
trust me, tachikawa-san
just walk in through the front door

[manchildren]

yeah okay but if i have to fight half of border for these crates i'm taking it out of your paycheck
and i still expect cover fire

[bulletfool]

i'll give you cover fire if people start picking fights
but i'm positive we're not going to need it

[manchildren]

... say izumi
if i fought half of border, who would win?

[bulletfool]

well that depends on who's included in the half and how the battles are planned but
i'd say the odds are in your favor

[manchildren]

yeah i think so too
maybe it'll be cool if they picked a fight after all
should i just camp at the front until someone asks about the crates??