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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[manchildren]

see that's what i told kazama-san!
but he didn't believe me.
he seems to think that you can tell time from computers, but everyone knows you can't trust computers.

[bulletfool]

and the only one who frequents the computer is yuu-san
does kazama-san know what happened to the clock?

[manchildren]

uh
kind of
look can't we just get a new one? i don't want that one anymore.

[bulletfool]

okay . . . whats wrong with that one?

[manchildren]

it's in ninomiya-san's squad room now. i think.
last i checked anyway.
i hid it under a dinosaur, so it should be good.

[bulletfool]

. . .
why is it hidden under a dinosaur

[manchildren]

the airplane wasn't big enough to hide it under.

[bulletfool]

why are we hiding the clock in the first place

[manchildren]

it's all for the sake of my steak lunch!

after a noticeable pause

[bulletfool]

am i invited?

without missing a beat

[manchildren]

nope.

HE TRUSTED YOU

[bulletfool]

then i want the clock back

TOO BAD

[manchildren]

what why?!
i just said we're gonna get a new one! a better one, even!
name your animal, izumi. our squad budget can cover it, i think?!

[bulletfool]

because i want steak
tachikawa-san, who are you going with for that lunch?
if its azuma-san, he promised me steak too so im definitely going
only then will i settle for the new clock

[manchildren]

fine, if azuma-san promised you steak before...
but you had better keep your mouth shut about that clock.

[bulletfool]

what clock?

[manchildren]

i knew i made you number 2 for a reason