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[hareass]

Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[hareass]

[ SQUINTS... ]

whatever... make sure someone opens the door. im not scratching at it like a cat.

[tokittyeda]

Okay. You're very cat-like, though.

[hareass]

in what way? the 'stepping all over your stuff and knocking every piece of glassware over' sort of way, or the 'scratching up all your clothes while making demonic noises at three in the morning' sort of way? i dont think i hate you enough yet for that level of abuse, tokieda.

[tokittyeda]

Should I be concerned about you eventually reaching that point?

[hareass]

what, are you planning on giving me reason to reach that point

[tokittyeda]

No, but it's best to prepare for all possibilities.

[hareass]

... right. im outside the door. are you prepared yet?

[tokittyeda]

Yes, as long as you don't plan on knocking over our glassware.

[hareass]

Yeah, you guys probably can't afford it.

[ sucks to be you without expedition commission pay!!! possibly the rudest guest ever, but at least he takes off his shoes. actually do they even take off shoes when they enter operation rooms, i don't even know. ]

[tokittyeda]

We're not exactly poor, you know.

[THEY'RE STILL A-RANK... AND THEIR GLASSWARE IS NOT EXACTLY FANCY SHIT.

And who even knows, but Tokieda's not particularly concerned.]

Make yourself comfortable. Do you want tea?

[hareass]

Is there juice? [ he's literally going to try out every couch in the squad room before he settles on the most comfortable one. his stack of files goes on the coffee table. this area is now his. you may fight him.

he does, however, make a face: ]

Of course you'd have a cat mug.

[tokittyeda]

Is orange okay?

[Please, he knows better than to fight a cat(like person).]

It was cute, so I got it.

[hareass]

Nope, not okay. Because I only order what I hate at cat cafes.

[tokittyeda]

Orange it is, then. [...] So do you want mochi?

[hareass]

As many as you have. You're not supposed to skimp out on guests.

[tokittyeda]

I'm not sure if we stock as much mochi as you think we do, but all right.

[He'll make a mental note to buy some new snacks for his squad, then, if Kikuchihara's going to eat them all...]

[hareass]

You're the one who offered; I never said I'd only take mochi.

[ what other snacks are there?? ]

[tokittyeda]

Then do you want all of our rice cakes and gummi candy too?

I'm not sure if you can finish all of them.

[hareass]

We'll see if it's worth eating first. Why do you guys have so many snacks lying around anyway? I thought Kitora's watching her weight.

[tokittyeda]

It helps keep us calm when work piles up. Besides, Ayatsuji-senpai likes them.

[As does Mitsuru—especially the rice cakes!! Which he is generously willing to give to Kikuchihara.]

[hareass]

[ and which shirou's is perfectly gracious enough to accept!! ]

Sounds like your entire squad needs to watch your weight.

[ smh tubbykawa squad #2 ]

[tokittyeda]

[Says the guy on the unfit end of the spectrum...]

Kitora and Arashiyama-san both work out, and I do some exercise too. [...] It's true that Ayatsuji-senpai might need to be careful, though.

[hareass]

[ why does he need to be fit. being fit takes him away from his couch-lounging time. which he is going to indulge in right now, flopping over this couch and grabbing a sheet from the top of his stack.

the pen comes out from behind his ear, hidden in his hair. ] If you work out, just say you work out. Why do you even bother with modesty -- it's not like I'm someone you can impress.

[tokittyeda]

[Congrats, you're the first person to lounge on that couch, Kikuchihara.]

I'm not as steadfast as either of them. Saying I work out might be insulting to those who take it more seriously than I do.

[Like your captain, for one.]

[hareass]

[ psh, kazama wouldn't get insulted by something so trivial. but shirou might take offense in kazama's stead, which is not hard to do, considering shirou turns getting offended into an artform. ]

So what about the ones you don't mention? Isn't that even more insulting?

[ SATOKEN JAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ]