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[hareass]

Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[hareass]

he's a twenty-year-old man who spells charismatically with a k unironically.
please tell me border has better people for publicity.

[tokittyeda]

Tachikawa-san is well-liked by the populace.

[hareass]

the populace has never seen him cry like a little girl over spilling a bag of croquettes.

[tokittyeda]

It's all right. They don't feed us croquettes.

[hareass]

awww border can't even afford to feed our best and brightest? some public relations campaign this is.

[tokittyeda]

Be careful, Kikuchihara. Netsuki-san might read this.

[hareass]

of course he's reading this. i'm making sure i'll never get picked.

[tokittyeda]

It might be an interesting experience. Some of them can be fun.

[hareass]

only people with a sense of duty and masochists find it fun.

[tokittyeda]

We have a lot of those in Border, don't we?

[hareass]

with a disproportionate amount of them in your squad. thank goodness it keeps all the duty and masochism in one place.
so? which masochist did you guys manage to wrangle?
looks like tachikawa-san is out.

[tokittyeda]

We're glad to help in any way we can.

And no one else has offered. I'm thinking about asking Kakizaki-san.

[hareass]

dragging him back on that stage? isn't that going to be a burden for him?

[tokittyeda]

True. Do you know anyone who might be willing, Kikuchihara?

[hareass]

... c'mon, can't you get a little mad.
i guess i can volunteer utagawa. he's goody-two-shoes enough to take a hit for the team.

[tokittyeda]

Maybe I am mad and you don't know it.

[He is most definitely not mad.]

I'll contact him. Thank you, Kikuchihara.

[hareass]

if you were, you wouldn't have replied.

if he looks like he's about to say no, tell him that nobody in his squad needs him around, so he should make his useless ass useful somewhere else. that always works.

[tokittyeda]

With those exact words?

[hareass]

each and every word, precisely.

[tokittyeda]

I'll consider it. Thank you.