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Re: Video Games on Away Ship

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sent at 8:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Kikuchihara Shirou <yournameistoolong@borderintranet.com>;
TO	Tachikawa Kei <tachikawa.kei@borderintranet.com>;
CC	Kohei Izumi <kohei.izumi@borderintranet.com>; Inukai Sumiharu <inukai.sumiharu@borderintranet.com>;
filetype.docx   filetype.mkv        If you idiots play video games on the away ship again, you'd better watch your stupid snack stash. All of it.
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[bulletfool]

[ because izumi is a traitor who absconded, he has no idea where the crates went. ]

Where did you put them?

[manchildren]

Under the couch.

[bulletfool]

There!?

What if they decide to move the couch?

[manchildren]

Why would they? They've never done that before.

[bulletfool]

I noticed there's a lot of crumbs this month. If they decide that they'll find more under the couch, we'll be in trouble.

[manchildren]

[ !!! ] Okay, so how do we make them not decide that??

[plesiosauria]

[ at that moment, tsuji busts out the vacuum. rip, tachikawa. ]